i am by no means an expert, and do not in any way/shape/form possess any clout or authority to make comments on the current state of the golden state warrior’s off season woes. in fact, it is a pet peeve of mine when non-experts offer their own insubstantial speculation. its pretentious, annoying, and wrong. so here’s what i think.
in my opinion, the dubs have been dipping their hands in too many pots. they have chased nearly every attractive free agent without committing fully to any single one. the biggest commitment they made was an offer sheet to deandre jordan, and using their amnesty provision to drop charlie bell’s contract (which was warranted… but kind of a waste since he was gettin money, but not andris money). but c’mon, you know the clippers were going to match that. no commitment, too fickle, too much wishful thinking. and that is why i am like the warriors. and that is why i am going to end up with life’s comparable constitution of a kwame brown for 7 million dollars in a year.
i’m chasing every dream right now. i want a job today. i want med school tomorrow. med school turns me down for the lakers. then i want x,y,z grad school to attain an x,y,z degree. then i apply to a job. then i complain that work will be too passionless. then the commissioner blocks the med-school to lakers acquisition, so i still have a chance. and then i realize who i am, and it is all wishful thinking. and then i’m stuck with myself, and kwame. kwamay. i know there is a light at the end of the tunnel, but i feel like i don’t even know which tunnel i’m trying to go through. time will tell, and til then i will do my best to stay calm, in the middle and just drop bombs.
let’s just hope he’s not too much of a scrub.
tl;dr – setting myself up for failure.
